Katey Sagal Is All Your Crushes

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Some things get better with age: scotch; cheese; a jet-black first generation ’67 Chevy Camaro SS; Sean Connery.
We’ll leave those pleasures for another time. For now, we reminisce about the television history of the lovely Sons of Anarchy tiger-mom, Katey Sagel, and how she has left men drooling for over two decades. And she just keeps getting sexier.
photo credit: Sons of Anarchy/FX Network
Collected here are the reasons we've spent half a lifetime loving Ms. Sagal in every role.
Some things get better with age: scotch; cheese; a jet-black first generation ’67 Chevy Camaro SS; Sean Connery. We’ll leave those pleasures for another time. For now, we reminisce about the television history of the lovely Sons of Anarchy tiger-mom, Katey Sagel, and how she has left men drooling for over two decades. And she just keeps getting sexier.
photo credit: Married with Children/FOX
photo credit: Married with Children/FOX
Before there was Gemma, there was Peggy Bundy, as Katey Sagal graced our television screens as the stay-at-home mom on Married with Children, dressed to the nines in what the 80s considered sexy: animal print blouses. While Ed O’Neill’s Al Bundy may have acted as if he couldn’t deal with Peg’s overwhelming sexual appetite, he was never far from sounding out his beautiful mating call: “Let’s go upstairs.”
photo credit: Married with Children/FOX
photo credit: Married with Children/FOX
What could make Katey Sagal as Peggy Bundy sexier? How about sitting on the couch in a robe after a shower as she contemplates divorcing Al for another man? Yes, that happened. Al, of course, did the only logical thing that any man would do when seeing his woman look that beautifully disheveled: he won her back.
photo credit: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter/ABC
photo credit: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter/ABC
Katey Sagal's clothes may change, but the figure always stays the same. This was especially apparent when she starred with John Ritter in <em>8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter</em>. As Cate Hennessy, Sagal proved that you can anchor your crazy family and make it look good.
photo credit: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter/ABC
photo credit: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter/ABC
When John Ritter sadly passed away, Sagal took hold of the reins. This led to a special guest appearance by Ed O'Neill. Let's face it, Al Bundy or not, why wouldn't Ed want to reminisce about their times on-screen?
photo credit: Futurama/Comedy Central
photo credit: Futurama/Comedy Central
Sagal's animated beauty became a more literal adjective when she took on the role of one-eyed aphrodite Turanga Leela in Matt Groening's <em>Futurama</em>. Sagal's a singer as well, and her vocal skills did as much to make waves for her character as the time she surrendered to Zap Brannigan by waving her white tank-top instead of a flag.
photo credit: Futurama/Comedy Central
photo credit: Futurama/Comedy Central
Not that we needed any extra reasons to fantasize about Philip J. Fry's love interest, but seeing her marooned in a crash and left wearing nothing but leaves just makes it that more excusable to lust after a cartoon character.
photo credit: LOST/ABC
photo credit: LOST/ABC
Katey Sagal continued to dazzle male minds when she took on the role of Helen, John Locke's love interest on ABC's <em>LOST</em>. What better way to show how warped Locke's mind had become on the island than by showing how he royally screwed up his relationship with Katey Sagal? We probably would have tried to go on an Australian walkabout too.
photo credit: Sons of Anarchy/FX Network
photo credit: Sons of Anarchy/FX Network
Sagal earned our attention once again by taking on the role of Gemma, the biker babe's version of a Shakespearean Lady Macbeth. Sporting leather, attitude, and a scar that dares you to keep your eyes trained below her neck, Sagal's "old lady" single-handedly makes her motorcycle gang look timid.
photo credit: Sons of Anarchy/FX Network
photo credit: Sons of Anarchy/FX Network
Don't confuse sexiness for vulnerability, however. Katey Sagal made sure Gemma was a true queen bee, as was apparent when she did what most people would like to do to a junkie that injects meth while pregnant with her grandchild. Wendy, you should have known better.
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