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In her own words:

I'm originally from Sweet Home, Oregon but have now lived in Portland for about 7 years. I went to college  in Orlando, FL and loved every minute of it!
I lived in Orlando from 2002-2005 and in those years I also worked at Walt Disney World playing the characters of Princess Jasmine and Pocahontas.  It was such an amazing experience that I will never forget.  I now work as a makeup artist and spray tan technician. Making people feel beautiful is what I do best and not to mention very rewarding. In my spare time I love to blog about my life, makeup, fashion and much more. I'm a girl that wears many hats and I love sharing my tips and tricks!


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What respected/beloved musical acts bore you?

The opera, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

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What's the hardest you've ever laughed?

Before falling asleep. I know "weird"! It's the strangest thing, when I'm beyond the point of tired I get the giggles like hiccups. I have to try my hardest, breath, and concentrate on not laughing. I've been told it's cute and contagious.

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What person (living or dead) would you duel, and what’s your choice of weapon?

Gilbert Gottfried would be my first pick.
I would team up with Chuck Norris and use my nunchuck skills.

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What's the worst date you've had?

This one's funny... are you ready? I had to end the date by many failed trips to the bathroom to figure out why my stomach was hurting so bad. I was having horrible sharp pains "you know the ones I'm taking about" I had to quickly leave and apologize for suddenly feeling very ill. My date was very confused and offered to get everything to-go. Running out I said "I'll call you later". It wasn't until I was driving home that I had realized it was only gas, and laughed every time I relieved myself.

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What job would you be terrible at, and why?

Any job that requires me to show up on time.

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What’s your most embarrassing high school moment?

When a boy I liked saw me getting a ticket for free lunch. Yes, I was very poor growing up but had a hard working mother who loved the hell out of her children.

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What’s the most annoying thing a person can do?

Click their fingernails, ugh.

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What are you afraid of?

Water, and not the water you're thinking of...I'm a little frighted by lakes and the ocean. Any water that has a lot of power behind it! And again, not what you're thinking.

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If you could get away with one crime, what would it be?

Peeing in public, it would make my life a whole lot easier.

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What's the most inexplicable attraction you've ever had to someone?

That moment when the waitress softly lays your big plate of hot steaming pancakes right in front of you, and you softly whisper " Ohhh you're gonna get it." You could almost picture that in slow motion, right?