Only at the ESPYs

...can you chest-bump Maria Sharapova’s head of security.
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you chest-bump Maria Sharapova’s head of security.
...can you ask Best Breakthrough Athlete, Colin Kaepernick, what he’s wearing on the red carpet and then if he’d rather be naked.
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you ask Best Breakthrough Athlete, Colin Kaepernick, what he’s wearing on the red carpet and then if he’d rather be naked.
...can you get within 5 (F-I-V-E) ft. of Snoop Dogg, Biz Markie, Datone Jones, Stephen A. Smith and Eric LeGrand all at once, and then end up standing next to Olympian Gabby Douglas in the women’s bathroom.
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you get within 5 (F-I-V-E) ft. of Snoop Dogg, Biz Markie, Datone Jones, Stephen A. Smith and Eric LeGrand all at once, and then end up standing next to Olympian Gabby Douglas in the women’s bathroom.
...will you see Eagles Wide Receiver, Desean Jackson literally beg Snoop Dogg for an interview on the Red Carpet.
Only at the ESPYS... ...will you see Eagles Wide Receiver, Desean Jackson literally beg Snoop Dogg for an interview on the Red Carpet.
...will you see southern gentleman Nelly give a kiss on the cheek to every female who interviewed him and corrected anyone who said “it’s hot out here” to be “herre."
Only at the ESPYS...
No word yet on whether DeSean Jackson got a kiss.
...will you see southern gentleman Nelly give a kiss on the cheek to every female who interviewed him and corrected anyone who said “it’s hot out here” to be “herre."
...will these same jackass photographers tell Gabrielle Union to “turn to your good side,” as if Ms. Union has a bad side?
Only at the ESPYS...
If she does, this isn't it.
...will these same jackass photographers tell Gabrielle Union to “turn to your good side,” as if Ms. Union has a bad side?
...do you vote for athletes to get more trophies for trophies they've already won.
Only at the ESPYS...
That would make a terrible picture, so here's Olivia Munn with Hayden Panettiere instead.
...do you vote for athletes to get more trophies for trophies they've already won.
...do you get the opportunity to photobomb Lolo Jones, LeBron James and Hope Solo.
Only at the ESPYS...
LeBron wouldn't give us his phone to mail ourselves the picture, so here's one we took of Lolo instead.
...do you get the opportunity to photobomb Lolo Jones, LeBron James and Hope Solo.
...will Skip Bayless forego any and all mentions of Tim Tebow.
Only at the ESPYS... ...will Skip Bayless forego any and all mentions of Tim Tebow.
...can you interview a man and not know his real name. Apparently Mr. Belding also goes by Dennis Haskins.
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you interview a man and not know his real name. Apparently Mr. Belding also goes by Dennis Haskins.
...can you ponder whether Manti Te’o got a +1 but ESPN only reserved one seat for him?
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you ponder whether Manti Te’o got a +1 but ESPN only reserved one seat for him?
...do Michael Blackson, the hilariously inappropriate comedian, and I, the random blonde sportswriter, become besties and learn how to dougie together.
Only at the ESPYS... ...do Michael Blackson, the hilariously inappropriate comedian, and I, the random blonde sportswriter, become besties and learn how to dougie together.
...does the song “Wobble” actually go over well because it’s full of coordinated athletes on the dance floor who can dance and led by Biz Markie from the DJ booth. (It’s a much different experience than a Texas wedding, I can assure you.)
Only at the ESPYS... ...does the song “Wobble” actually go over well because it’s full of coordinated athletes on the dance floor who can dance and led by Biz Markie from the DJ booth. (It’s a much different experience than a Texas wedding, I can assure you.)
...can you talk to two smoking hot twins who can kick your ass and then have them sic Vince McMahon on you. Or John Cena, one of the boyfriends.
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you talk to two smoking hot twins who can kick your ass and then have them sic Vince McMahon on you. Or John Cena, one of the boyfriends.
...can you ask highly inappropriate questions on the red carpet and get away with it.
Only at the ESPYS... ...can you ask highly inappropriate questions on the red carpet and get away with it.
...do you become invisible no matter how many SuperBowl rings you have on your fingers when LeBron James walks onto the Red Carpet.
Only at the ESPYS... ...do you become invisible no matter how many SuperBowl rings you have on your fingers when LeBron James walks onto the Red Carpet.
...do two of the biggest names in sports introduce themselves as if they didn't know the other. "Hey man, I'm LeBron, big fan." "Hey, I'm Ray" (Ray Lewis & LeBron on the Red Carpet)
Only at the ESPYS... ...do two of the biggest names in sports introduce themselves as if they didn't know the other. "Hey man, I'm LeBron, big fan." "Hey, I'm Ray" (Ray Lewis & LeBron on the Red Carpet)
...would a photographer (who shall remain nameless) have the balls to scream at LeBron James on the red carpet and throw a temper tantrum for not stopping for a photo.
Only at the ESPYS... ...would a photographer (who shall remain nameless) have the balls to scream at LeBron James on the red carpet and throw a temper tantrum for not stopping for a photo.
...can said photographer not get his face bashed in by King James’ entourage for threatening him in front of thousands of red carpet attendees, who coincidentally just so happen to adore LeBron.
Only at the ESPYS...
(We don't have a picture of that, so here's an attractive woman.)
...can said photographer not get his face bashed in by King James’ entourage for threatening him in front of thousands of red carpet attendees, who coincidentally just so happen to adore LeBron.
...will you see Rory Bushfield, professional freestyle skier, do a back-flip off the media barricades on the red carpet as part of Sarah Spain’s #ESPYGram series.
Only at the ESPYS...
Sarah Spain, you're the ginchiest.
...will you see Rory Bushfield, professional freestyle skier, do a back-flip off the media barricades on the red carpet as part of Sarah Spain’s #ESPYGram series.
...would it ever be possible to have a cocktail in the hotel lobby bar with Robin Roberts' brother and sister, casually talking about her do-good nature and inspirational attitude even as a child just moments before her big night.
Only at the ESPYS... ...would it ever be possible to have a cocktail in the hotel lobby bar with Robin Roberts' brother and sister, casually talking about her do-good nature and inspirational attitude even as a child just moments before her big night.
...can a seven-year old be the most popular person at the entire event (or at least tied with LeBron and Ray Lewis).
Only at the ESPYS... ...can a seven-year old be the most popular person at the entire event (or at least tied with LeBron and Ray Lewis).
Only at the ESPYS should you get an award the following day for actually waking up.
And lastly... Only at the ESPYS should you get an award the following day for actually waking up.
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