Support No Bra Day with a Lack of Support
Good heavens, ma'am, this isn't sexy at all -- this is a very serious sunburn. Keep this up, and you'll be burnt to a crisp before you're 40!
Erm...sorry, we mean: "Sizzling sexy pics of topless ladies. Click to see more!!"
Suggested reading: So You’ve Just Become a First-Time Dad… -- because diaper rash is even worse than sunburn. Take it from us, we've had it way too many times, but that's a confession of sexual pecadilloes for another day.