Olga San Juan
Is there a better name than "The Puerto Rican Pepperpot"? Because we want that nickname. Sadly, it is reserved for this funny lady, a Brooklyn native whose parents took her to the old country at age three, and then zip! Back to the U.S. shortly thereafter. She sang! She danced! She delighted! She passed on five years ago, and we miss her. She seems nifty. Remember that hilarious scene from The Simpsons when Homer is crestfallen at his viewing of Paint Your Wagon? That's a real movie, and not only was she in it, she won a Donaldson Award for it! (Please note that Donaldson Awards no longer exist and anybody who tries to sell you one is a con artist.)
She doesn't have a Twitter, naturally. But if she did, it would be funny.