We asked the ladies of Show Palace in Queens, the only strip club we know of that has a Father's Day special, what we should get pop. Several suggested "Me!" but dad's not worth that much. Here's what they came up with instead...We have no idea what to get dad for Father's Day. If we go by what he gave us for our birthday when he remembered it, he'd get Twizzlers and a pack of Camel Lights. So we did what we always do: we shut up and let the strippers call the shots.
"A fake golf outing so he can come spend the day with us."
You're not funny, dad.Prepare for a deluge of dad jokes about "5-wood" and "The 19th hole" and something about "in the rough."
"Cologne so he can hide our smell." They also suggested "Makeup remover to get the stripper glitter off."
"Viagra. ...What?" Darlin', no offense, but if he needs Viagra in here, it'll probably kill him to take it.
"A stack of $1s or $5s if you’re a high roller" Whoa whoa whoa -- hold up. There are FIVES now?
"Get daddy a pair of pants with deep pockets." Sound advice.
Go ahead and click. Dad would want you to.Remember that time we applied rigorous scientific analysis to determining if names belonged to Beanie Babies or Strippers?