Girlfriend Audition: Jennifer Irene


We want to go to there.

Girlfriend Audition: Michelle Lummus

by Brendan McGinley Girlfriend Audition is when we admit that we’ll never get a date with our opening pickup line, “So what’s your sign, baby? Dangerous Curves, am I right?” Ugh. We are awful creeps [...]


Sometimes she's leather, sometimes she's lace. That's what makes a well-rounded woman.

Girlfriend Audition: Jillette Johnson

We’re not going to tell you why Jillette Johnson is a great musician because we did that yesterday.  Instead we’re going to feed this crush we’ve been nursing for the last 24 hours and flirt [...]


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son…

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, [...]