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6 MORE Horrifying Halloween Cocktails

We’ve had so many people come to the site looking for Halloween cocktails, we had to pour some more! by Steve Stevenson It’s the season of the witch, and while beer and shooters may be [...]

Writers–2012/10/30

Here comes the BOO!
[...we apologize deeply for that joke. --Management]

4 Horrifying Halloween Cocktails You Must Try

by Luke McKinney Halloween is about pretending to be someone else, meeting new people, and seeing things that aren’t really there. Of course it’s about drinking. But for a holiday that’s meant to be horrific, all [...]

Writers–2012/10/24

"Hi, I'll be your sub-minimum wage booze servant today."

Things Your Chain Restaurant Bartender Wants You to Know

by Brian Cullen Hey guys. Thanks for coming. I really appreciate it. You may be wondering why I called you all here today. You see, I…have some news. It’s something shocking about my past. And I’m here [...]

2012/07/30

Spit ‘n’ Span

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him [...]

2011/03/24

House Rules

A drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and demands a drink. “Get out!” yells the bartender. “I don’t serve drunks here.” The guy staggers out the front door, comes in through the side door, [...]

2011/03/07

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