Christmas

Miracle at the 99 Cent Store

by Lauren Reeves So there I was, roaming the aisles of 99 Cent Creations on 23rd street in Manhattan. Was I scared? Yes, but I knew what I had to do. I had to find [...]

2012/12/25

Why Die Hard Is The Greatest Christmas Movie Ever

Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and not just because it’s the only one where the season is saved by badassery instead of singing. Most holiday movies drone on about the importance [...]

2012/12/24

3 Explanations of Christmas Phenomena That Ruin The Fun

by Luis Prada Christmas is all about the kids. Parents may go overboard and plaster their homes in enough lights to make the DEA think their power consumption is actually a front for a marijuana [...]

Writers–2012/12/24

Celebrate Xmas like a MAN!

by Steve Stevenson WAKE UP! It’s Christmas you son of a bitch! You may have spent the entire month of December complaining about commercialization and repetitive jingles and having to be in the same room [...]

Writers–2012/12/24

Christmas Gift Ideas (For Your Sworn Enemy)

by Patrick Braud Welcome, friends, to the season of giving! Welcome to the season of love, harmony, friendship, caring for your fellow man, and of course, public drunkenness and petty revenge.

Writers–2012/12/21

Exclusive: Carissa Rosario’s Sexy Holiday Tips

2012/12/20

This Badass Day in History: December 19

by Jacopo della Quercia These are the times that try men’s souls, and for good reason. One does not easily take a kick in the balls in front of the whole goddamn world. Nevertheless, that is [...]

2012/12/19

The Gifts You Really Want

by Brendan McGinley Hey there, Frosty the Frownman, why so sad? Is it because Hanukkah’s over and you’re the not-so-proud owner of eight new electric razors? Or is it because the only package under the [...]

2012/12/19