by Patrick Emmel Enjoy bar-hopping? Enjoy dressing up in ridiculous outfits for the holidays? With these enjoyments combined seek out your local drinking conventions: holiday-themed bar crawls that come once a year. Pub crawls are [...]
by Lauren Reeves So there I was, roaming the aisles of 99 Cent Creations on 23rd street in Manhattan. Was I scared? Yes, but I knew what I had to do. I had to find [...]
by Luke McKinney Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and not just because it’s the only one where the season is saved by badassery instead of singing. Most holiday movies drone on [...]
by Luis Prada Christmas is all about the kids. Parents may go overboard and plaster their homes in enough lights to make the DEA think their power consumption is actually a front for a marijuana [...]
by Steve Stevenson WAKE UP! It’s Christmas you son of a bitch! You may have spent the entire month of December complaining about commercialization and repetitive jingles and having to be in the same room [...]
by Patrick Braud Welcome, friends, to the season of giving! Welcome to the season of love, harmony, friendship, caring for your fellow man, and of course, public drunkenness and petty revenge.
by Jacopo della Quercia These are the times that try men’s souls, and for good reason. One does not easily take a kick in the balls in front of the whole goddamn world. Nevertheless, [...]
by Brendan McGinley Hey there, Frosty the Frownman, why so sad? Is it because Hanukkah’s over and you’re the not-so-proud owner of eight new electric razors? Or is it because the only package under the [...]