gifts

Eternal happiness: one dollar.

Miracle at the 99 Cent Store

by Lauren Reeves So there I was, roaming the aisles of 99 Cent Creations on 23rd street in Manhattan. Was I scared? Yes, but I knew what I had to do. I had to find [...]

12/25/2012

Poison -- the gift that keeps on taking.

Christmas Gift Ideas (For Your Sworn Enemy)

by Patrick Braud Welcome, friends, to the season of giving! Welcome to the season of love, harmony, friendship, caring for your fellow man, and of course, public drunkenness and petty revenge.

Writers–12/21/2012

Socks were probably a great gift back when people owned four things and none of them was called Assassin's Creed.

The Gifts You Really Want

Hey there, Frosty the Frownman, why so sad? Is it because Hanukkah’s over and you’re the not-so-proud owner of eight new electric razors? Or is it because the only package under the Christmas tree with [...]

12/19/2012