halloween

How to Screw Over the Living from Beyond the Grave

by Josh Hrala Look, we’re sorry to break it to you but some of you won’t be ghosts. Don’t take it too hard, champ because there are plenty of ways you can haunt the living [...]

Writers–2013/02/07

The acceptance speech was short, and composed mostly of clamoring for braaaaiiins!

The Zombie Awards

by Steve Stevenson Zombies. The stolid proletariat of the horror world. Not so much a threat as a groaning, shuffling depository for your spare bullets. Zombies get kind of a bum deal these days, ranking right [...]

Writers–2012/10/31

Halloween Costumes for the Manliest of Men

by Patrick Braud Gentlemen (who reside in caves), the annual “Day-Of-Getting-Wasted-While-Dressed-In-Ridiculous-Garb” is now upon us. This Hallow’s Eve, those of us who don’t hate fun will participate in the ritual and feel tremendously sorry for [...]

Writers–2012/10/31

6 MORE Horrifying Halloween Cocktails

We’ve had so many people come to the site looking for Halloween cocktails, we had to pour some more! by Steve Stevenson It’s the season of the witch, and while beer and shooters may be [...]

Writers–2012/10/30

"My costume is a guy who hates having fun"

What Your Office Halloween Party Costume Says about You

by Matt Tarpey No Costume You are either a new employee wary of being tricked into wearing a costume to an office that doesn’t have an actual costume party, or you are absolutely no fun and [...]

2012/10/29

Imitating Felix Baumgarten is dangerous because the odds might mistake you for him and beat back

Warnings For This Halloween’s 4 Most Dangerous Costumes

Costume parties are a giant shared psychology test. Some people wish they could wave guns around all the time, some wish they could be half-naked all the time, and some reveal that they’re fundamentally lazy [...]

Writers–2012/10/26

Your Costume is HUGE on the Internet

by Evan Widhu Take it from someone who became the honorable representative Anthony Weiner for an evening last year (navy suit, american flag lapel pin, cardboard Twitter window framing the tube sock bulge in my exposed [...]

2012/10/25

ash battles a zombie with a chainsaw while a woman cowers behind him

Chainsaw Party! 7 Classic Horror Saw Scenes

by Steve Stevenson If horror movies are to be believed then the chainsaw is the ultimate weapon– the scourge of both the undead and the soon-to-be-un-alive. Of course in real life, if you use a [...]

Writers–2012/10/25

At long last, portly gents! Ye need not wait till Christmas to don a decent costume!

Kickass Halloween Costumes for the Less-Than-Svelte

by Steve Stevenson The Halloween season is upon us, and with it returns the age-old question of whether it is appropriate for anybody over the age of twelve to dress-up in costume for a Halloween [...]

2012/10/24

Here comes the BOO!
[...we apologize deeply for that joke. --Management]

4 Horrifying Halloween Cocktails You Must Try

by Luke McKinney Halloween is about pretending to be someone else, meeting new people, and seeing things that aren’t really there. Of course it’s about drinking. But for a holiday that’s meant to be horrific, all [...]

Writers–2012/10/24

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