James Bond

Yep, that's a Flaming Moe, a.k.a. a Flaming Homer.

Fictional Cocktail Party!

Hollywood’s habit of pitching any possible tie-in to kids is like a reverse junkie habit. Did you like that? Have a skateboard of it. Have a toothpaste of it. Have a Slurpee of it! (Obviously, the trend is alive [...]

Writers–2013/03/13

No matter who wins, a lot of women are about to get sexually harassed.

Who’s the Better Spy: Archer or 007?

by Patrick Emmel James Bond is the model for all modern spies–even your Bournes and Harry Palmers are written in counteraction to 007. But I.S.I.S. agent Sterling Archer is 100% Bond…if the debonair spy had been [...]

2012/11/12

4 Lessons From Bond For Normal Guys

James Bond is an icon of manliness to most guys, which is weird, because 90% of his skills are utterly useless. His solution to a flat tire is to ramp the car off a multistory [...]

Writers–2012/11/09

Proven by Alcohol! The Best Bond Actor Is…

Bond’s drink is the Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred. Which is weird, because it couldn’t be a worse drink for secret agents if it was a paralyzing surrender potion. The Vodka Martini sucks: it’s a [...]

Writers–2012/11/08

"Oh, DO be careful, Doub--Oh, dear, it's Roger Moore. Take as many risks as you need, old bean"

And the Best Bond Car of All Time Is…

Behind every great secret agent are a few standard items: a few beautiful women, a good pistol and, usually, a disgruntled genius inventor trying to put the pieces of his car back together. Q has [...]

2012/11/07

A Guy’s Guide to Bond…James Bond

Even with a laser pointed at his pants, Bond keeps his cool. But he still hates The Beatles.

2012/11/07

Double Oh-My! The 25 Best Bond Babes

We present you with more Bond women then you could rake a moon at.

2012/11/06

Better Than Bond? Ten Spies Cooler Than 007

2012/11/05

This was a crazy idea that entertained 1 billion people

Our Favorite Parts of the Olympics Opening (Aren’t What You Think)

by Richy Craven Last week the only way we would have thought the London 2012 opening ceremony could beat Beijing’s was if they brought out Coldplay, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell and staged a public execution [...]

2012/07/30

The Product Placement Audience Bill of Rights

Bond. James Gold Bond Medicated Powder. When 1997’s Tomorrow Never Dies had Bond leave his Aston Martin behind for a BMW (a four-door, because Bond sometimes takes the family out for ice cream, I guess), [...]

2012/04/06

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